- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
17 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from dumbledorefoundthetardis with 136,015 notes
"We waste so many days waiting for weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life."
(via electric-wish)
(Source: joshuaglenn)
14 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from gatsbys-smile with 40,049 notes
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
14 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from rosed-tyler with 105,926 notes
When GIRLS Go To Work Thursday After Being “Alive” On A Wednesday Night, Baby
via fyeahhbogirls
14 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from whatshouldwecallgirls with 112 notes
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
fucking christ
12 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from gatsbys-smile with 83,717 notes
- Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
- Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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- Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
- Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
- Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
- Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
- Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
- Albus: Da—
- Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
12 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from smile-of-a-cheshire-cat with 94,963 notes
12 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from spookyeyeball with 1 note
